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What I Learned From Fucking A Milf

It’s every guys dream to fuck the hot mom down the street and keep it a secret. Well I got to do that for a couple months before realizing she is a compulsive liar which killed all my attraction toward her.

I Think About My Size Too Much

My dick is average sized.. to me.. but it was good enough to have her call me over at night rather than use her dildo.

Lesson learned- size is more important to me than it is to who I’m fucking so stop sweating it.

I Think I Have To Perform Like A Porn Star

She is older and more in tune with her pussy. She can get herself off (gush) without me having to penetrate as long as if I was fucking a younger bimbo who probably hasn’t ever squirted. (Yet)

Lesson learned- performance is more important to me than it is to who I’m fucking so stop sweating it.

I Underestimate My Abilities (sometimes)

I usually think I’m the shit or at least convince the girl I’m fucking that I’m the shit so the sex is better; but I was a bit more nervous than usual the first time I fucked this one because “she’s older thus has more experience with grown men, I’m just a kid.”

Lesson learned- I actually do know what the fuck I’m doing. I believe it and that’s all that matters. Stop sweating it.

Touching Is More Emotional Than Speaking

Despite women saying “I love a guy who can stimulate my mind,” she will always go for the guy who can stimulate her body.

Lesson learned- when I run out of things to say, start touching her whether it be rubbing her legs or playing with her hair, touching will always be more productive than talking when it comes to getting to home plate. “I’m tired lets just lay here” changes when you’re
cupping her clit. Home run.

Kissing Matters

I’m not a big fan of kissing most of the time except for in the
moment. (Fucking) But I can’t deny its ability to send emotion
rushing through a girl and get her to like me long time.

Lesson learned- sometimes kissing can be utilized as a tool to get a girl to like me harder than she already does even more than fucking. I’m talking aggressive animalistic tongue down her throat kissing here. Some girls just really love kissing. I also got over the whole “eww kissing is nasty” thing.

Sex Doesn’t Mean Lasting Long, It Means Making It Last Long

In my experience, some girls I’m going to last really long with every time, and some girls I’m always going to cum faster with than I’d like. It’s just the way it is. There are factors that influence this like drugs, prior ejaculation, etc. but for the most part I know what’s going to go
down by how aroused I am.

Lesson learned- foreplay is totally necessary with girls I know I’m going to cum quickly with and not so much with girls I know I’m
going to last forever with. And, some girls love being teased while
some just like to FUCK.

The Cuddling After Sex Is Actually More Important To Her Than The Actual Sex. (Not to me of course)

Women are emotional creatures, it feels good to snuggle up with the brown kid with the nice body on a California King Tempur Pedic
after he made you cum a few times.

Lesson learned- I have to give some type of emotion to her so I can keep coming back, but I consciously know I can’t get my own feelings
involved since this can never work, we’re just having fun.

Moms Need A Break

“I had to be the perfect house wife for 10 years, I deserve a break!” Can you empathize with that? I can’t, but I do see a potential fuck buddy in the works.. right?

Lesson learned- women in marriages are probably miserable with their boring husband but stick around because they legitimately love their children. And, they will cheat if they think they won’t get caught.

Women Are Ungrateful For People Who Care For Them

This woman is an alcoholic and addicted to Xanax and doesn’t see
her children everyday while living off her husband’s money who she
pretends to love. When you’re around this woman you can’t help but
wonder what you can do to help her since she is so nice to you. But
then there comes a time when you realize she don’t wanna be saved.

Lesson learned- sometimes emotions can be unhealthy, I can try to help someone but if they don’t want my help I can’t beat myself up over it. It’s probably just a phase she’s going through but
what do I care?

Women Going Through Divorces Are Liars

This woman has children with two different men and has divorced one of them while going through a divorce right now.

Who do you think was the problem?

Update:

Obviously she’s an angel and life isn’t fair and nothing is her fault, she has bad luck, and ya da ya da ya da. The reason I stopped seeing this woman isn’t because I thought I might be a catalyst to ruining her family, it was because she’d lie straight to my face.. she got a lot ugly after that, and that was that.

Lesson learned- If I’m dealing with a hoe, I may as well learn to play extremely dumb. Just keep fucking, suppress all feelings.

Bonus* She will text you paragraphs of shit, and the best way to deal with it is to simply not reply.

Moral of the story is,

Don’t lie.

It makes you more attractive.

&

YOU’RE THE SHIT!

– Written by Brandon Ramlal